Harry Potter fans definitely shouldn't visit the Harry Potter Studios Tour. It sucks, really.
1. For one, you will eat your weight in milky chocolate & creamy butter beer. Just look at this disgusting butter beer with its fluffy white cloud of sugary cream sent down from the heavens above? It doesn't even make my thirst quench with it's golden color reflecting off like the beauty of the sun. How about the adorable chocolate frogs with collectible cards that they offer? Who even likes chocolate or free collectibles with your purchases?
1. For one, you will eat your weight in milky chocolate & creamy butter beer. Just look at this disgusting butter beer with its fluffy white cloud of sugary cream sent down from the heavens above? It doesn't even make my thirst quench with it's golden color reflecting off like the beauty of the sun. How about the adorable chocolate frogs with collectible cards that they offer? Who even likes chocolate or free collectibles with your purchases?
2. It's seriously the worst place in England. They give you this passport & it's filled with interactive pages that you get stamped at each station of the studio. I wasn't even planning on going any further into the immense & extravagant studio, but now they gave me a job to do. No H.P. fan would want a free H.P. souvenir. People hate free stuff. Don't they know anything?
3. Or how about the amount of large original props and rooms that they include in the H.P. tour? Who comes to the H.P Studio to see stuff like this? Just look at this totally not cool Hogwart's Express Bus.
4. Oh, & how about the room filled with Harry's letters floating like feathers to the floor? It's obviously not the most epic room I've ever been in. Just look at it! How boring?
5. & don't get me started on the 100+ original costumes. Look at this detailed dress. It doesn't even look like the original.
6. They think I am a fool & I wouldn't see this. Obviously one of my second graders used grandpa's dentures and made this intricate & precisely accurate replica & they stole it & included it in the tour. Tell me again why I paid to look at these elaborate true to the movie props? What a waste of money.
NEVER GO THERE
7. EVER
Just look at the hideous model of the Hogwart's Castle. It takes up the whole damn room while twinkling lights glisten inside of it. The studio should really step up its game. This part of the tour was really not magical or nostalgic at all.
My friend proposed here while on the tour too. That just goes to show you how boring this music and light show sparkling off the castle really is. You can find out about how much this tiny replica sucks & why everyone hates it HERE.
This was clearly my least favorite part of the tour. If you follow my blog you know that I hate castles.
Just look at the hideous model of the Hogwart's Castle. It takes up the whole damn room while twinkling lights glisten inside of it. The studio should really step up its game. This part of the tour was really not magical or nostalgic at all.
My friend proposed here while on the tour too. That just goes to show you how boring this music and light show sparkling off the castle really is. You can find out about how much this tiny replica sucks & why everyone hates it HERE.
This was clearly my least favorite part of the tour. If you follow my blog you know that I hate castles.
SEE?
YOU HAVE NO REASON TO GO
YOU HAVE NO REASON TO GO
7. NOT AT ALL
& this totally not detailed bus. Nobody could tell where we were heading at all. They obviously didn't think out what to put on it & we had to ride it while our bus driver was exuberant & over the moon about coming to the worst place on earth. Who even likes people to be excited for them? Surely not me.
& this totally not detailed bus. Nobody could tell where we were heading at all. They obviously didn't think out what to put on it & we had to ride it while our bus driver was exuberant & over the moon about coming to the worst place on earth. Who even likes people to be excited for them? Surely not me.
In all seriousness, I loved this tour & I haven't even seen but two of the films.
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